A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him. “Hey, what’s...
Two old women were standing in front of me at the bus stop when a very scruffy teenager strolled past. One lady turned to the other...
Alice was to bake a cake for the church ladies’ group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute. She baked an...
Little Johnny returned from the grocery store with his mom. While his mom put away the groceries, Little Johnny opened his box of animal biscuits and...
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. She said: “You used to hold my hand when...
A young man sees her and eagerly approaches offering to get her a drink. Annoyed, she says “A drink? Yeah right, as if… And very original,...
An elderly ladies were sitting in a park every day. A man is observing them daily as they talk and laugh loudly. One day he observed...
A guy finds an old bottle and rubs it and suddenly a genie pops out and announces, “You have 3 wishes, speak your first.” The guy...
The Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...