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A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn’t help noticing how happy you look,” she said....
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t seem to get a tender Missionary. I’ve baked them, I’ve roasted them,...
A guy goes over to his friends house, rings the bell. The wife answers the door. “Hi, is Tony home?” “No, he went to the store.”...
A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kind of private part are there?” The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three...
A man is in bed with his wife when there is a knock at the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it’s...
Three men were playing golf. The course was a wicked dogleg with a large water hazard. The first man stepped up to the tee and hit...
A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband’s temper. The doctor asks, “So what seems to be the problem?” The woman says, “Doctor, I...
A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady’s teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a...
A married man goes into a confessional and says to his priest. “I had an affair with a woman… almost.” The priest says, “What do you...
Two kids are arguing over whose father is the biggest scaredy-cat. The first kid says, “My dad is so scared that when lightning strikes, he hides...