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A guy finds an old bottle and rubs it and suddenly a genie pops out and announces, “You have 3 wishes, speak your first.” The guy...
The Harvey comes home late at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers into the bedroom and wakes his sleeping wife, “Ellie, wake up! You’ll never...
Two teenagers, Fred and Joe, meet after school, and Fred is all excited. “Man, I was at the most awesome party this weekend! We went to...
Two drunken Irishmen, Paddy and Mick, are wandering through a graveyard. Paddy starts reading the gravestones and says, “Mick, would you look at this? A fella...
Two guys are out hunting in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t appear to be breathing, his eyes are glazed over. The other...
Little Johnny asks his father: “Where does the wind come from?” “I don’t know.” “Why do dogs bark?” “I don’t know.” “Why is the earth round?”...
A guest calls the waiter: “Please try my soup.” Waiter: “What’s the problem? Too salty?” Guest: “No. Just try my soup.” Waiter: “What then, is it...
