A woman with no arms and no legs is sitting on the beach crying.
A man walks up to her and says “What’s wrong?”
She replies “I’ve never been hugged before.”
The man looks around and gives her a hug.
The next day he encounters the same woman, crying again on the beach.
He asks her again, “What’s wrong now?”
She says” I’ve never been kissed before.”
So the man kisses her, but she starts crying even more.
He says “What’s wrong? I thought you wanted to be kissed.”
This time she replies “Yea, but I’ve never been bang before.”
The man thinks for a second, and has an idea.
He picks her up by her sides, and throws her as far as he can into the ocean.
He yells to her “Well, you’re bang now.”