A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery,
the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight,
“Is he bottle fed or breast fed? The woman replies, “Breast fed.
” The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her fronts.
He pinches her nips and sucks and rubs both fronts for a while …
“No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.”
Woman replies, “I know, I am his granny … but I am glad I came!”