A woman and baby are in the doctors surgery, the doc is concerned about the baby’s weight,
“Is he bottle fed or melons fed? The woman replies, “melons fed.
“The doc gets her to strip down to her waist so he can examine her fronts.
He pinches her melon and taste it and rubs both fronts for a while …
“No wonder the baby is underweight, you have no milk.”
Woman replies, “I know, I am his granny … but I am glad I came!”