A third age Scotsman was

A third age Scotsman was waiting for his son to return from his first date.

Finally, he arrived after midnight.

“Were you worried, father?”

“Yes, I was really worried… I want to know how much did that date cost you…”

“It cost me only four euros!”

“Hmm, it’s not that much.”

“I know father… But the girl didn’t have any more money…”