A retired night girl is looking for a virgin to marry.
She searches and searches and finally finds one in Australia.
So on their wedding night she goes into the bathroom to slip into something more comfortable
While she is in there she hears lots of loud noises coming from outside the door
She peeks out and sees her new husband stacking and pushing all the furniture to the wall.
She says “honey, what the hell are you doing”? He says (in his thick Australian accent)
“It’s true, I’ve never make love with a woman before, but if it’s anything like scr***wing a kangaroo,
were gonna need all the room we can get.