A passenger tapped the taxi driver

A passenger tapped the taxi driver on the shoulder to ask him a question

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up the footpath and stopped inches from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said,

“Buddy, don’t ever do that again. You scared the shit out of me!”

The passenger after apologizing, said, “I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much.”

The driver replied, “It’s not really your fault, it’s my first day as a cab driver but I have been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years!