A panda spent the night in bed with a hot girl.
The following morning as he is about ready to leave, the girl yells after him,
“Hey, aren’t you going to pay me?”
The panda appears confused, so she throws a dictionary at him and tells him to look up `call girl.’
The definition reads: ‘A woman who engages in promiscuous make love activity for pay.
The panda throws the dictionary back at the girl and tells her to look up ‘panda.’
The definition reads: ‘An animal that eats bushes, shoots, and leaves.’