A old man on crowded bus

An old man on crowded bus has trouble finding a seat.

The bus careened down the avenue, shaking the passengers from left to right, and the old man, unable to support himself properly with his cane, fell to the floor.

Little Johnny, sitting nearby, looked down at him and said,

“If you put a little rubber cap on the end of your cane, you wouldn’t fall like that.

The old man looked up and replied, “If your daddy had done the same, I would have a place to sit on this stupid bus.”