A man walked into a bar and ordered a twelve-year-old scotch.
Believing that the customer would not be able to tell the difference, the bartender poured him a shot of cheap three-year-old house scotch.
The man took a sip before spitting it out on the bar.
“I’m not drinking this!” he complained.
“This is cheap three-year-old scotch.
Now give me the good twelve-year-old scotch that I asked for!”
Still looking to cut corners, the bartender poured him a shot of a moderate six-year-old scotch.
The man took a sip before once again spitting it out on the bar.
“This is just a six-year-old scotch,” he moaned.
“I’m not paying for this!
Now will you give me the twelve-year-old scotch I ordered?”