A man staggers into an emergency room

A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
“Well, it was like this,” said the man.
“I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.
“We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
“I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball — stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.
That’s when I made my mistake.”
“What did you do?” asks the doctor.
“Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,’ Hey, this looks like yours