A man is walking along a beach and finds a bottle.
When he rubs the bottle, a genie appears and says, “I can grant you one wish.”
“Well,” says the man, “I have never been too fond of flying, so could you make a highway from California to Hawaii?”
The genie says, “Do you know how much of my power that would take?”
The man says, “Okay, I have never really gotten girls, so could you make that happen?”
The genie says, “You want that highway two lane or four lane?”