Jokes
A man is filling up his car tank
A man is filling up his car tank with gasoline and accidentally gets some on his hand.
He doesn’t notice it, so when he gets into his car he lights a cigarette.
His arm instantly catches on fire.
The man sticks his arm out the window and begins to wave it around attempting to blow out the flames crawling up his sleeve.
A policeman sees the man struggling with his arm on fire and arrests him on the spot for an unlicensed firearm.