Jokes A man comes home share it share it pin it A man comes home from a night of drinking with the boys. As he falls through the doorway of his house, his wife snaps at him, “what’s the big idea coming home half drunk?” The man replies, “I’m sorry, honey. I ran out of money.” Related Topics: Up Next All the organs of the body Don't Miss Jon left for a two day business trip Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes44 mins ago A polish man is sitting at a bar Jokes1 hour ago A man and his young wife were in divorce court Jokes1 hour ago A blonde decides to try horseback riding Jokes1 hour ago The passenger tapped the cab driver Jokes2 hours ago A session with a marriage counselor Jokes2 years ago Clever Girl Jokes3 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes3 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone