A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having fun.
He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big naughty toy on her.
All these years she had no clue.
One day, she decided to reach over and flip the light switch on and saw that he was using a man toy.
She said “I knew it, bastard, explain the toy why you used it for years!”
He said, “Can you please explain the kids.”