A Husband was a bit embarrassed and told the Doctor he had trouble getting an Ere**ti0n with his Wife and she was getting frustrated.
The Doc checked the man’s blood pressure and other vitals, then after a thorough examination said he wanted to check with the Wife.
He took Her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.
She did as instructed.
He then told her to raise her arms above her head, then bend over, touch her toes and cough..??
Finally he said, “OK, good. You can get dressed now and I will go talk to your Husband.”
The Doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the Husband,
“Well Bill, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. Cos, I couldn’t get any movement either.