A guy with a black eye walks into a bar

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.

The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?”

The guy says “Yeah.

My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said ‘

Why don t we ever make love like in the movies?

‘ So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in.

jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her.

Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face.

” The bartender said “Wow! But what’s up with the black eye?

“Turns out we watch different movies.