Jokes
A guy walks into a bar in one morning
A guy walks into a bar in one morning, and goes up to the bar tender.
“Do you guys have golden toilets?” he asks.
“What? Golden toilets? What are you talking about?”
“Look, last night I got pretty wasted but the one thing I can remember is peeing in a golden toilet.
The bartender says we don”t have golden toilets.
Secondly, HEY MORTY, I FOUND THE GUY THAT PISSED IN YOUR TUBA!