Jokes
A guy walks into a bar
A guy walks into a bar with a 12-inch man sitting on his shoulder
he orders a drink the little man runs down his arm and kicks the drink away
he orders again guy kicks it away again
The bartender says ” Hey buddy what gives?”
Guy sighs and says ” Well I rubbed a lamp and a genie came out saying ‘ I’ll grant you 1 wish’”
He glares at the guy sitting on his shoulder who is smirking at him
he says ” And like a dumbass, I wished for a 12-inch prick
