Jokes
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife
A guy is eating breakfast with his wife….
When he hears a knock at the door, he gets up and opens the door and sees two people
“You need to be saved!” the first person at the door says
“Get outta here with that bullsh*t” the guy says
“But sir, if you don’t get saved, you’ll burn!” the second person says
“I don’t give a rats ass, now scram!”
The guy slams the door, goes back to the table and opens his newspaper
“Who was at the door, dear?” His wife asked
“A couple of fireman.”