Jokes A girl walks into a grocery store share it share it pin it A girl walks into a grocery store and asks the stock boy if he has any nuts. The guy says, “No, ma’am.” She says, “Well, do you have any dates?” And he says, “Ma’am, if I don’t have nuts, do you really expect me to have dates?” Related Topics: Up Next Johnny walked into the kitchen Don't Miss A man went to the doctor complaining Advertisement You may like Advertisement Latest Trending Jokes2 days ago A judge was punishing three men Jokes2 days ago A pastor told the congregation Jokes2 days ago Two very elderly men were having a conversation Jokes2 days ago A woman and a baby were in the doctor Jokes2 days ago Hung Chow calls into work and says Jokes2 years ago Clever Girl Jokes3 years ago A lawyer married a woman Jokes3 years ago The wife checked her husband’s phone Jokes2 years ago A newly married couple are in bed Jokes3 years ago The headaches are all gone