A drunk staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests
He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: No son, you’re not.”
So the drunk goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!
” Then the priest says: No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the drunk gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”
He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the drunk and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”