A Cowboy Appeared before

A Cowboy Appeared before st. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.

“Well I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.

“On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming,

I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,

kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.” I yelled,

“Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you”

Saint Peter was impressed, “When did this happen?” “Couple of minutes ago.”