A bartender is working one evening
A bartender is working one evening, when a panicked man comes charging into his bar.
“BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!” he cries. “EVERYBODY RUN! BIG JAKE’S COMIN’!”
The bartender, having never heard that name before,
is a little perplexed – even more so when all of his patrons start screaming and running out the door.
In just a few moments, the bar is emptied out.
A minute afterwards, the bartender sees a massive hulk of a man punch down the door and walk inside.
Seven feet tall, with biceps like steel girders and piercings as thick as railroad spikes.
He walks up to the bartender, making the entire room rumble with every footstep.
“Gimme some whiskey!” roars the giant.
The bartender, scared out of his mind, hands him an entire bottle.
He drinks it all in one swig, and then smashes the bottle over his own head.
“Can I… can I get you another?” asks the bartender.
The giant just shakes his head and says,
“Naw, I can’t stay for too long. Didn’t you hear? Big Jake’s comin’