The three old men were sitting around

The three old men were sitting around complaining about how much their hands shook.

The first geezer said, “My hands shake so bad that when I shaved this morning I cut my face!”

The second old fogy one-upped him. “My hands shake so bad that when I trimmed my garden yesterday I sliced all my flowers!”

The third old man laughed and said, “That’s nothing. My hands shake so bad that when I took a piss yesterday, I came three times.”