Jokes
The doctor called the wife
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.
After his check-up, the doctor called the wife into his office alone.
He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do the following, your husband
will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a nutritious meal. For dinner also prepare a nice meal for him. Don’t burden him with chores.
Don’t discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse. No nagging and most importantly, make love to your husband several times a week.
If you can do this for the next ten months to a year, I’m sure that your husband will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife, “What did the doctor say?”
“He said you’re going to die.” She replied.