Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat

Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat sitting at the end of the bar with a big smile on his face.

Mike says, “Pat what are you so happy about?”

“Well Mike i gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat and a redhead came up to me melons out to here, Mike…melons out to here! She says, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I said, ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat!’ So I took her way out Mike. I turned off the key and said, ‘It’s either make love or swim!’ She couldn’t swim Mike, she couldn’t swim!”

The next day Mike walks into the bar and sees Pat siting at the end of the bar with a even bigger smile on his face.

Mike says, “Well what are you so happy about today Pat?”

“Well Mike I gotta tell ya… Yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and a beautiful blonde came up to me…melons out to here, Mike, melons out to here! She said, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I told her, ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took here way out Mike. Way out much further that the last one. I turned off the key and said, ‘It’s either lovemaking or swim!’ She couldn’t swim Mike, she couldn’t swim!”

A couple of days pass and Mike walks into a bar to see Pat down there crying over a beer.

Mike says, “Pat what are you so sad about?”

“Well Mike I gotta tell ya…yesterday I was out waxing my boat, just waxing my boat and the most desirable brunette came up to me…melons way out to here Mike, melons way out to here. She said, ‘Can I have a ride in your boat?’ I said, ‘Sure you can have a ride in my boat.’ So I took her way out Mike, way way out much further than the last two!

I turned off the key, looked at her melons and said, ‘It’s either make love or swim!’

She pulled down her pants and…She had a pecker Mike! A great big pecker! And… I can’t swim Mike! I can’t swim!”