The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise

The Mexican Maid asked for a pay rise.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

She asked, “Now Maria, why do you want more pay?”

Maria: “Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first eez that I iron better than you.”

Wife: “Who said you iron better than me?”

Maria: “Jor huzban he say so.”

Wife: “Oh yeah?”

Maria: “The second reason eez that I am better cook than you.”

Wife: “Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”

Maria: “Jor hozban deed.”

Wife increasingly agitated: “Oh he did, did he?”

Maria: “The third reason is that I am a better at lovemaking than you in the bed.”

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”

Maria: “No Senora, the gardener did.”