Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel

Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary!

The husband yells, “When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:

“Here Lies My Wife – Cold As Ever”

“Yeah?” she replies.

“When you die, I’m getting you a headstone that reads:

“Here Lies My Husband – Stiff At Last”