Three old timers at the retirement

Three old timers at the retirement home were complaining about growing old.

The first one says, “I wake up at 7:00 AM and try for a half hour to take a poop.”

The second one says,

“Oh yeah? I spend an hour trying to pee.”

The third one says, “I take a nice poop at 7:00 AM and about 7:30 AM take a nice pee.”

The other two guys look at him and ask, “What are you complaining about?”

The third man explains, “I don’t wake up till 8:30 AM.”