A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment

A lady comes home from her doctor’s appointment grinning from ear to ear.

Her husband asks, “Why are you so happy?”

The wife says, “The doctor told me that for a forty-five year old woman,

I have the melons of a eighteen year old.”

“Oh yeah?” quipped her husband,

“What did he say about your forty-five year old bum?” She said,

“Your name never came up in the conversation.”