Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon

Newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon and the man suggests:
“Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

Wife looks confused: “But that’s your task, honey.”

“What? Why?”

“It’s all over the Bible, dearest.”

“The Bible says nothing about who’s supposed to be brewing coffee!”

The wife grabs hold of a copy and starts flipping pages at random:
“See? Everywhere: Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”