Jokes
The teacher asks if anyone
The Little Rascal’s class were having a spelling test.
The teacher asks if anyone can use the word “admire” in a sentence.
Spanky raises his hand and says, “I admire my dog.”
“Good job,” the teacher replies, “Now, who can use ‘respect’ in a sentence?”
Alfalfa raises his hand and says, “I respect Spanky for admiring his dog.”
“Ok, ” replies the teacher, “now who can use the word ‘dictate’ in a sentence?”
There is silence in the class, then all of a sudden Buckwheat says, “Darla how did my dictate !?!”