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He gets into the taxi


Morris walks out into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.

He gets into the taxi, and the cab driver says,

“Perfect timing. You’re just like Dave.”

“Who?”

“Dave Aronson.

There’s a guy who did everything right.

Like my coming along when you needed a cab.

It would have happened like that to Dave.”

“There are always a few clouds over everybody,” says Morris.

“Not Dave. He was a terrific athlete.

He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis.

He could golf with the pros.

He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star.”

“He was something, huh?”

“He had a memory like a trap.

Could remember everybody’s birthday.

He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.

He could fix anything. Not like me.

I change a fuse, and I black out the whole neighborhood.”

“No wonder you remember him.”

“Well, I never actually met Dave.”

“Then how do you know so much about him?” asks Morris.

“Because I married his widow.”

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