Jokes
A husband and wife get into a huge argument
A husband and wife get into a huge argument.
They are calling each other names, swearing, and throwing things at each.
Finally the wife grabs a suitcase and throws a bunch of the husband’s clothes into it and says, “that’s it, I’ve had enough of you! Take this suitcase and GET THE HELL OUT!”
As he’s leaving, she says, “I hope you die a slow, painful death. I want you to be miserable for every minute of the rest of your life!”
The husband pauses, looks back at his wife with a confused look on his face and says “so you want me to stay now?”