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A man escapes from prison

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.

He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, ki**** her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.

While he’s in there, the husband tells his wife:

“Listen, this guy’s an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn’t seen a woman in years.

I saw how he ki*** your neck. If he wants s**, don’t resist, don’t complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you.

This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he’ll kll us. Be strong, honey. I love you.”

To which his wife responds:

“He wasn’t ki**** my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was g**, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!”

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