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A married man was having an affair

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One afternoon, they took off for her house where they made passionate love for hours.
Exhausted from this wild time , they fell asleep, awakening at 8:00 P.M.

As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt.

Mystified, she complied. He then slipped into his shoes and drove home.

“Where have you been?” demanded his wife when he entered the house.

The man replied, “Darling, I can’t lie to you.
I’ve been having an affair with my secretary and we’ve been making love all afternoon and I fell asleep.”

The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, “You lying bastard! You’ve been playing golf!

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