A Cowboy Appeared before st. Peter at the Pearly Gates. “have you ever done anything of particular merit?” St. Peter asked.
“Well I can think of one thing,” the cowboy offered.
“On a trip to the Big Horn Mountains out in Wyoming,
I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen.
So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face,
kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring,
and threw it on the ground.” I yelled,
“Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you”
Saint Peter was impressed,
“When did this happen?” “Couple of minutes ago