A man was pulled over for driving too fast,even though he thought he was driving just fine.
Officer: You were speeding.
Man: No, I wasn’t.
Officer: Yes, you were. I’mgiving you a ticket. Officer:
Yes, you were. I’m giving you a ticket.
Man: But I wasn’t speeding. Officer: Tell that to the judge!(The officer gives man the ticket.)
Man: Would I get another ticket if (called you a jerk?
Officer: Yes, you would
Man ; what if just thought that you were ?
Officer: I can’t give you a ticket forwhat you think. Man: Fine, I think you’re a jerk!