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A guy with a black eye walks into a bar

A guy with a black eye walks into a bar and orders a triple bourbon.
The bartender says “Having a tough day, huh?”
The guy says “Yeah.
My wife and I were doing the dishes and she turned to me and said ‘
Why don t we ever make love like in the movies?
‘ So I bent her over the kitchen table, yanked her pants down and rammed it in.
jackhammered her and slapped her on the ass as I pummeled her.
Then I pulled it out, turned her around and blew my load all over her face.
” The bartender said “Wow! Butwhat’sup with the black eye?
“Turns out we watch different movies

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