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A man sees a gorgeous and hot woman standing alone at a bar. After tossing back a couple of shots he gets the nerve to approach...
A woman asked an Army General when was the last time he had made love to a woman. The general replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in...
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a...
A girl asks a boy, “Peter, how much do you love me?” The boy looks her in the eyes, “Look up at the stars, that’s how...
A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down....
This old man went to a whore house and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room...
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank them, then left. This continued daily for several weeks. Curious, the bartender...
A doctor and his wife are having an argument in the morning over breakfast and the doctor blurts out, “You know what? You’re not that great...
A nun and a huge man were standing in an elevator. Being the nice person that she was, she looked over at him, smiled, and said...
One day a guy walks in a bar and asks for five shots of whiskey. The bartender asks why. The guy says, “I found out my...
A old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he sad to his wife: “When I’m dead I...
A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies. Suddenly, at 3 o’clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside. The woman,...
A father and son are out shopping for Christmas presents for their family. The son asks, “What present are my sister and I going to get?”...
A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she...
The doctor answered the phone and heard the familiar voice of a colleague on the other end of the line. “We need a fourth for poker,”...
