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A young woman was preparing a ham dinner. After she cut off the end of the ham, she placed it in a pan for baking. Her...
A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big...
A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her. The woman and her husband got a divorce and the woman went on with her...
A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy....
A married man decided to work late to be with his hot secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he...
While shopping in a food store, two nuns happened to pass by the beer, wine, and liquor section. One asked the other if she would like...